I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
Why aren’t we talking about this? About that smile. At first Dean is just deliriously happy for the fact he gets to spend some extra time with Cas, we can see that in the way the corner of his mouth pulls up. But then, it’s like he realizes for the first time that Cas can’t just poof on him any more, and he just looks so goddamn pleased and relieved by that. I can’t even.
The ‘Can’t bail on me anymore, huh?’ grin.
DUDE. I’ve been questioning this moment since the episode aired. And now I GET IT.
Originally this moment made NO SENSE TO ME. I mean, Dean drove them to the crime scene - what the hell does he expect Cas to do, get out and walk home?? It seemed so awkward to me. At the time I literally had NO IDEA why it was in the episode or even the script…it just had no point and it kind of frustrated me.
But now I’m slamming me head against the wall because AHHHHH it’s BRILLIANT. He’s SO used to Cas just flying off - just leaving when the case is done. But now Cas CAN’T. And Dean isn’t used to that yet. And this was highlighting that. And it was highlighting Dean’s reaction to that. And the fact that he’s smiles like that when Cas says he needs a ride (aka more time)…Berens you sly dog you.
Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack